There's very little enjoyment at Ferby Macintosh's house this morning. When he left his home last Friday for The World's Great Tournament in March, his hopes were high. "I remember him saying to everyone... We're gonna win this whole thing. Just as sure as the Moon is bigger than the sun," said a distressed Avacado Macintoch, mother of Ferby and spiritual matron of The Guys who Play Bongos at Parties. "Now what am I going to say to him?"
These are sad times indeed, with Bongos playing dudes beating their last drum against the The Book Smart Garbage Collectors. "Hey, man... good times just came to an end. It kind of blew my mind," said Ferby. "This tournament, my team, and my bongos are my passion. For real."Final score: The Book Smart Garbage Collectors 70, Guys that play bongos at Partires 67.
In other tournament upsets: World Champion Whistlers sent shockwaves thru the sports world with their melodic victory over The Leprechaun Imposters; on St. Patty's Day none-the-less. Shaun O'Guiness, who's real name is Ruskoff Borismennevski, played the central villian in the demise of the Irish team, from the Bartlebee, Nebraska. "Bon-NO Thanks" read the signs as they left their hotel this morning.
Final score: World Champion Whistlers 79, The Leprechaun Imposters 68.
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