Meet some more of the AWESOME Teams!

Grannies with Lasers

The Grannies with Lasers surprised everyone with their definitive win against the Potsville Skeet Shooters to qualify for The World's Greatest Tournament in March. With Ms. Agnes Mrytle (pictured), the GWL have a powerhouse who's bound to be the talk of the tournament. The only problem... they open their campaign against the 2010 October Fest... a team brimming with overconfidence, brew, and lederhosen (a deadly trifecta in tournaments like this).

Notable: GWL's Delilah Norbert claims to have once received a flirtatious wink from Calvin Coolidge... to which she said, she smacked him good and proper.
Odds of winning: If they beat 2010 October Fest, this could be GWL's tourney to lose.


The League of Extraordinary Manatees
Are these Manatees EXTRAORDINARY or just extra-ordinary? That's the question on everyone's mind with just a few weeks to go before the tournament starts. On one hand, they wear top hats and can eat one-tenth of their body weight in 24 hrs. But on the other hand, in the past two weeks, they have had four coaching changes (two of which were mistakenly eaten)... and at the moment, are being managed by that very ordinary prince, Sir John Peabody Excalibur Tomatoe, of that very unfamous Tomatoe family. No matter what becomes of LoEM's journey in the tournament, this will become a building block for the future.

Notable: Prized player, Sigfried Tickles (pictured), was recently seen taking ballet lessons to improve his balance. Apparently, he's trying to improve his ability to keep his top hat on during the matches.
Odds of winning: No Feet, Unsightly Weight Issues, Lack of Thumbs are just the beginning of a long list of problems that the LoEM face. And probably most importantly... Tomatoe needs to go if the LoEM want to be taken seriously.

Meet some of the teams!

The League of Self Important Tweeters

"@ the Gap! Buying a T-shirt!" "Whuz up wid the bad service at Chili's?" Watchout everyone these peeps could make a big run in the tournament!

Expert Analysis: "Looking at fish food @ Whole Foods" NeilVanHalenFantweetdeckhipsterpleasedontforgetme
Odds of Winning: pretty good... after all, when was the last time you read a tweet that wasn't a self-important, self-promoting declaration of one thing, or the other?

Balloon Artists

Also known as the Balloonatics, by their fans, these Picassos of the Inflatables, qualified for the World's Greatest Tournament in March by crushing the Norway Women's Bob Sledding Club. Dan Dobbles (pictured) leads the team with a fancy eye for fine shirts and imaginative balloons.

Expert Analysis: "if style counts, Dobbles and his team should win it all!" Winnie Archibald, Fancy Schmancy Magazine.
Odds of Winning: not too good. :( Style doesn't count too much... especially in the opening match against Chucky Cheese Employees. Had they started with a match against Grannies with Lasers, they might have had a chance.

The brackets for the World's Greatest Tournament in March

Yo! Hey everyone! The brackets are now available!!!

Please feel free to click on the image above... print it out, and have at it!!

This is going to be one seriously awesome tournament. In the coming days, I'll breakdown the teams... and give you the skinny on who stands the best chance of becoming "The March Super Mega Champion!"

Respect! C2k7 in 2012!

March Madness!!!

Get ready for my super awesome tournament... Check out my logo for it! Pretty official lookin' aye? I sure think so!! More details on this coming soon!