They say tournaments can bring a grown man to tears. A humbling statement, and one that Dan Dobbles and his balloonatics know all too well tonight, as they were dumped from the tournament by the amp'ed up on provolone & mountain dew Chucky Cheese Employees.Final score: Balloon Artists 64, Chucky Cheese Employees 68.
Elsewhere, the notoriously vicious Super Cute Yorkie Owners crushed the hapless Angry Chefs of Monte Carlo. "Je suis tellement en colere!!!!" declared head chef, Patrice Patrice... just as he missed a nearly-impossible-to-miss basket; bringing his field goal tally to 0-for-42-shots. Oh la misere!
Final score: The Angry Chefs of Monte Carlo 70, Super Cute Yorkie Owners 81
Speaking of upsets, in Group B, The Council on Sudanese Tourism punted a sorry West Ham United Supporters; and the Hanger Ons suprised everyone with their convincing victory over the Needlepoint Assassins. Lory Labinport, of WHUS, declared the loss the worst day in his life since the signing of Iain Dowie... but did state, after the match, "I do plan to visit the Sudan some time very soon." The Needlepoint Assassin's where less gracious following their amazingly poor performance... with manager Mary Farthwop saying, "the Hanger Ons are rubbish, and I am pretty well sure that their goggles and wet suits are against the rules of the tournament."
Final scores:
Needlepoint Assassins 61, Hanger Ons 74.
West Ham United Supporters 55, The Council of Sudanese Tourism 64.
More scores and recaps to follow!! Stay tuned!!
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