The League of Self Important Tweeters 
"@ the Gap! Buying a T-shirt!" "Whuz up wid the bad service at Chili's?" Watchout everyone these peeps could make a big run in the tournament!
Expert Analysis: "Looking at fish food @ Whole Foods" NeilVanHalenFantweetdeckhipsterpleasedontforgetme
Odds of Winning: pretty good... after all, when was the last time you read a tweet that wasn't a self-important, self-promoting declaration of one thing, or the other?
Balloon Artists
Also known as the Balloonatics, by their fans, these Picassos of the Inflatables, qualified for the World's Greatest Tournament in March by crushing the Norway Women's Bob Sledding Club. Dan Dobbles (pictured) leads the team with a fancy eye for fine shirts and imaginative balloons.Expert Analysis: "if style counts, Dobbles and his team should win it all!" Winnie Archibald, Fancy Schmancy Magazine.
Odds of Winning: not too good. :( Style doesn't count too much... especially in the opening match against Chucky Cheese Employees. Had they started with a match against Grannies with Lasers, they might have had a chance.
Odds of Winning: not too good. :( Style doesn't count too much... especially in the opening match against Chucky Cheese Employees. Had they started with a match against Grannies with Lasers, they might have had a chance.
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